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U.S. - After decades of discussion, theologians have confirmed that missing church is totally fine so long as it's for a kid's travel ball league.
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The British Constable is on the prowl, and he is rounding up dangerous weapons by the minute to keep England safe from all sorts of harm. God save our...
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· Mar 28, 2025
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'We Got Her': British Police Arrest Dangerous 80-Year-Old Who Spread Butter Using A Knife
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· Mar 26, 2025
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Hegseth Kicking Himself For Not Just Getting 13 Soldiers Killed And Giving $80 Billion In Weapons To Terrorists
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· Mar 26, 2025
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U.S. - A dorky journalist experienced the thrill of a lifetime this past week, having finally been included for the first time ever in a group text.
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· Mar 26, 2025
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Another Security Breach: Hunter Biden Discovered To Still Be Living In White House Toolshed
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In another serious breach of White House security this week, Hunter Biden was discovered to still be living in a toolshed on the Wh...
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As the leader of the free world, President Donald J. Trump is a role model for all Americans. From his trademark hairstyle to his flawlessly orange co...
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