Call them irresponsible. Call them conceited. Call them smug, pretentious, ostentatious, pompous, superficial, sanctimonious, egotistical, greedy, vain, shallow and narcissistic. But how can you not love ‘em?

Baby Boomers had that forever young je ne sais quoi, that attitude and look that said with a vengeance, “I’m better off than you.”

Following the sudden die-off of Baby Boomers in 2025, Millennial entrepreneurs find a way to turn all those Dead Boomers piling up everywhere into fully functioning consumer products.

From flower children to soccer moms, Yippies to Yuppies, dopers to day-traders, they’re all featured in the full color illustrated “What to do with a Dead Boomer”; a shopping gift catalog in time for the Winter, 2027 holiday gift-giving season. Each Dead Boomer product is a satirical jab at the generation we love to hate.

And you’ll laugh out loud when you read the bent history of Baby Boomers written by a creature from outer space. In the distant future, intergalactic salvagers discover a copy of “What to do with a Dead Boomer”.

Drawing on the Boomer fossil record, they piece together a bizarre history of the generation that couldn’t make up its mind what it wanted to be. Learn how Boomers brought Earth to the brink of destruction by the Galactic Fleet, only to be saved when Boomers metamorphosized into their next life-cycle phase, which ended in 2025 when they suddenly went extinct from a cause linked to their earliest upbringing. Keep alive the memory of the unique Baby Boomer lifestyle and tradition with

‘What to do with a Dead Boomer-Shopping Gift Catalog: Winter, 2027.’